5 GRAND PRIZES:
- A free commute to work via a limousine service up to a maximum value of $5,000. A $5,000 gas card may be substituted only if winner does not reside within 10 miles of a local limousine company as determined by the sponsor.
(ARV) $5,000
500 FIRST PRIZES:
- A Gourmet Coffee Maker
- 18 coupons each redeemable for one free 1 1b. can of Maxwell House Coffee (up to $3.59)
- 12 coupons each redeemable for one free 14.5 oz. box of Honey Bunches of Oats Cereal (up to $3.79)
(ARV) $172.10
How to make $5000 less valuable than $172.10. In second place, you get a whole bunch of coffee and cereal. In first place, you get to go to work, one time. Also, the limo-lady looks all “profeshunal” but she’s holding a spoon out of the window. I imagine that the HBo’O smoke-filled-room-dwellers believe that they’ve portrayed women’s changing self-image as they pass through the morning.
Also, I wish I had the box, because it clearly states that you get a full year of cereal for second prize - in fact, they offer a box per month, meaning 30 bowls of cereal per box.
Finally, the sheer fact of the people coming out of the spoonful of HBo’O is very telling.
