prodduck

I can’t decide which I like best:

• “makes a square egg”
• Screw top down until egg becomes square.

or

• Remove square egg.

I mean, it’s obviously “makes a square egg”, but the others indicate something of the sheer obliviousness of the instructions.

(via randominternet)

An Energizer rechargeable D battery is actually a AA-sized battery encased in plastic.

Article by person who sells a different brand

I’m not sure if this is a prodduck, exactly…

funny colors.

via: simko, Paint by Numbers Toilet Paper

mmmm…. annotated food…

whuffie:

roboticrevolt:

Jordan Guelde and Daniel Shankland II have designed a robot that just may become more popular than Smokey the Bear. The Clear Cut clears large areas around a fire to keep it from spreading. The prototype has hubless motors and an integrated fuel system to make it work. via Clear Cut Assists Firefighters | Robot Snob

Advertising is only going to get worse, as they react to and fail to preempt the soullessness at the heart of the endeavor.

This is a bumper sticker, but I doubt that we are expected to use it - there’s no brand name, for one thing.

Is this a metonymical advertisement?

Click through to see Amazon’s comment section metastasize into stand-up comedy.